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Okay, so this is one of MY pet peeves. Why take a picture of the bathroom in the first place? I mean, seriously, what value does this shot offer? Unless it's some HUGE 5-pc Master bath with Italian tile, why bother? How does it benefit the prospective Buyer? "Oh, look, Martha! This house has a toilet! Quick, call the real-a-tor! Let's make an offer NOW!....

LMAO... at least you can't see any skid marks!!!  Looks like the sink is leaking in the first one.  Why a bowl under the drain.

Too funny Ines. You crack me up. What you are saying is so true though.

I'll have to show my sister this post. She loves everything "retro" and in her old country home she has pink fixtures in her bathroom. I think she would be surprised to see others still have these old fixtures. How about that blue sink?

very funny, and so true.... my eyes went directly to the toilet in every one of those pictures!!

Rich - no....it's MY pet peeve and you can't take it! LOL!  Now...in defense of the bathroom picture....I do think it's necessary, I love to see what finishes are there and if they need to be redone - don't take it out all together!

Bob - LMAO back at ya! I had not even noticed the bowl under the drain, that's pretty funny.

Jennifer - original bathrooms in S. Florida are very common and popular and colored toilets and sinks are 'IN'.....but the inside of the toilet......I can skip that all toghether.

Sean - TOLD YOU!  : )

I can understand showing flooring, tilework, counters and such but why the crapper?;-)

Cheers,

David Swierczynski

 

Those are just plain dumb pictures.  Unless the bathroom is really big and really nice, there should not be pictures of the bathrooms at all.  They are just to small and usually do not photo well.

Now I have to use the toilet! 

I generally don't provide pictures of the Bathroom in my listings.  Who wants to look at a toilet anyways? 

David - you cracked me up so bad that I couldn't stop laughing!

James - with a wide angle, bathroom pictures can look great.

Chad - LOL!  I've received feedback from customers that tell me that if the bathroom is not shown, they think something major is wrong with it....so we do show bathrooms.

This is so true, I see this all the time. See to us guys, a lid that is up is in its normal position so it doesn't even register in our lil minds that it is something that should be corrected.

Well, you know what they say....If you have seen one toilet, you have seen them all. Taking a photo of a bathroom is a challenge. If is is so small the toilet is the focus, skip it! I have never heard a buyer exclaim the "I just love the toilet - let's buy this house!"

that first picture is great. Not only is the lid up potentially exposing the unthinkable, but the garbage is full, and hey what do I see under the drain pipe. My gosh its a platic bowl, hummmm, maybe to catch the water that is leaking from the drain pipe.

I take pictures of nicely staged bathrooms for the mls....and the ones that are all redone in a 1960 condo....funny,people do like to see a nice bathroom...not the stained toilet bowl or the lifted seats so it leaves one to imagine what is all around the rim...yuk...thanks Ines....I was drinking my morning coffee. :)

Doug - I have to admit I'm impressed at the male responses on this post - I guess we like to give you guys a hard time.

Gary - It can happen though - take a look at THIS.

Doug2 - the "unthinkable" cracked me up!

Sally - sorry for the coffee - : )

Ines,  This is to funny.  You know it must of been a man in some of the photos..(the two top right ones)..:-).. I know I am not a Realtor but I can honeslty see how that can happen.

What do you guys want me to do...I was at this fricken listing for 4 hours trying to get them to price it right and would not leave until I did, I had to get the photos before it was past my bedtime...it is only 85K so if I forgot to close the lid then shoot me ...ok! Actually it is a man and a women...they are elderly..maybe they left it open because they could not see if they might fall in or something...I don't know.

Yeah Rick,so what is up with the bidet hose...do we men have to see that thing and imagine what that is for:)

LMAO At Neal! Ines, AMEN SISTER! There are a lot of those retro bathrooms here too. I don't like them Lid, up or down!

Mat - they were all men....make no mistakes!  ; )

Neal - go retake the picture.....pretty please?  next time you show, take the camera and think of me.

Neal - I said the same thing, he said he didn't want to "touch it".

Lysa - there's nothing pretty about toilets, is there?

LOL this gets funnier the more I look at it...

OK the wall paper is peeling in the top left.. maybe the men weren't as good of aim as they thought they were.

Now...Bottom right does A LOT of reading...so much there is a desk lamp over the toilet!!! 

I got to find some bathroom pictures now.

Pic 4 needs a new roll of toilet paper.  Whats the hose on the bottom pic? 

Bob - that's hilarious!  you can really tell a lot about a person from their toilet, can't you?

Chad - that's the bidet hose that Neal was talking about that Rick didn't want to touch.

Funny blog. For most its common sense.I guess they think its decorative.

Ines...

Thanks for the chuckle. I now must go have a peek at our listings and see how many toilets we have.

Damn! I have never given this a second thought ... Never mind a first thought ... That's a DUH on me :)

TLW...ROAR!

Lloyd - it COULD be decorative....but they are not....unless you do the famous fish-and-flush from MF's post.

TLW - you are welcome....I saw so many toilets that I HAD to do it.  If you do have toilets, just CLOSE THE LID!!! (....and hide the toilet paper if you can)

Ines, no, no, no the lid has to be up, it is the lids natural position, it save time.  You never no when the pain hits and every second counts.  Can you imagine not making it because you had to lift the lid up.  So you want to show you Buyers that the house is always ready to handle all emergencies :)

Bidet hose...enema hose   whatever!!!

OMG George ...just put it down to take the picture and then put it up again.....is that better?

Bob - OH NO!!!!

I too don't understand why agents need to take bathroom shots either. But, I do like George's reasoning. LOL

Ines, nope that might be just the minute that the pain hits and there is that lid in your way.  Just think what the picture would look like then :)

Ines - GREAT post!!  TOILET SEAT LIDS DOWN PLEASE!!!!!

Just as others said, my eyes went directly to those toilets - yuk!  I get to my listings a little early and do a quick walk-around to see what I need to take care of before the buyers get there.  Invariably, there's at least one toilet seat up, and I have to touch it to put it down.  Why oh why do people leave those UP???

Some bathrooms just need pictures taken of them - with the lid DOWN.

Ann
"love-in-a-mist"?  what's up with THAT security wording????  cute though

Ines,

Thanks for making me laugh, I completly agree! Now, I'm just waiting for Chris to show up with a "don't flush this" LOL! :)

Huh, Some great shots.  HOw about the extra rolls of toilet paper and the newspaper in the trash :)

Oh my GOD - I can't stop laughing either. 

 

ALL of my buyers shop houses based on the size of the toilet. Oh wait....I don't have any buyers. Never mind.

Funny that you post about this! I do the same thing. I make sure the seat is down for the photo. And if I am doing an open house, I make sure they are all down too.

Jay - of course you had to like George's reasoning - Monika has problably given up on you by now.

George - you mean to tell me you would pee infront of whoever is there?  Shutting the door takes more effort that raising the lid.  I hope you don't sing in the potty!  : )

Ann - I had totally forgotten abou that.  I too go through the house and put lids down before showings.  I guess it's a bigger pet peeve than I thought.

Suzanne - Where is Chris Elizabeth Griffith......maybe her Google Alerts will go off.  I heard Chris Griffith is a toilet expert.

Monica - I had not even noticed the toilet paper - at least there's not a 3 inch novel next to it! LOL!

Bryant - the size of WHAT??!!!  I'm glad you don't work with buyers.....silly Tutas!

Debi - must be a "woman thing" - HA!!! WHAT DO THE REST OF THE MEN HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!!

Are these bathroom pics from a room in a hospital or an elderly care facility?  Seriously, just say that the bathrooms need remodeled.  Apparently my market is different than yours.  Good luck with those homes.  Great blog!

Brian - LOL!  My point exactly - leaving the seat up shows like it's a crappy bathroom (no pun intended).  2 3 of those bathrooms are from $1 million + listings (one is a $4 mil listing).....pretty sad no?  Back to either not showing the bathrooms or to photographing these correctly.

Those pictures certainly drove home the point, the toilet should be closed.  Nothing worst than showing a house where the toilet is open and it is dirty.

Ines - I'm with you!  In my house the lid stays down if it's not being used.  Period.  I just have a thing about leaving the lid up.  Guess I was raised to be a snob!  LOL  Oh well....it certainly detracts from the room when that is the focal point.

 

Ines, now the singing would be embarrassing, and would defiantly chase away Buyers ...... LOL

I was more distracted by the hideous colors and the bidet hose! OMG!

Jennifer - open is one thing, dirty....EEEEwwwww!

Carol - I live with 4 boys (the 4th being my husband and the taker of the toilet pictures) and as much as I fight it....the lids are ALL UP!

George - ya think?  : )

Lisa - the bidet hose wins, hands down!

HEYYY!!!!! In my defense, I was NOT selling a house. :)

 

Look who made an appearance, all the way from San Francisco!!  selling or not......put the frigging lid down! LOL!

Sorry, but I just couldn't resist! This was the second popular post on AR today about Toilets! Plus, I was having a really CRAPPY day! Maybe we could enter this in the Carnival of Crap?

This is a big pet peeve for me too.... and this shows it so well.... I think I will email this post to all of my sellers - thanks for the laugh and the truthful post

Hey aren't those pictures MLS property?

One of those rooms doesn't even have a tp holder.

What do you suppose all the candles are for in the last one?

And....owners with cats always close the lid.

Nice pink and blue toilets you have in south Florida!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Rich - I didn't see the other one can you tell me where!  and YES!!!!  please enter it into the Carnival of CRAP!  Do I get Salmon with that? : )

Thesa - but notice how the men defend the toilet - it's THEIR thing....all except Rich.

Bob - the candles are for "setting the mood" and "relaxation" - get your mind out of that toilet!

Ines,

This was way too funny!  In the defense of the picture takers - at least they went inside and took photos.  We have a lot of folks around here who don't even get out of the car! 

I recently found a couple that made me laugh. One was a picture of their pool... and there were 2 people sunbathing. The other was a picture of the living room with a baby in its diaper laying in the middle of the floor. So my question is... What realtor would actually take this pictures then push them to the MLS?

Al - it's to match with the flamingos! : )

OMG Rich.....was that you who fetured this??  You are too funny!

Thomas Crapper would be proud. The comments about the men leaving the lid up should be clarified. Two of the photos have thd "lid" up and two have the "lid" and the "seat" up.

Keep the cat out of the loo please close the lid as well.

Rita - you got THAT right!!  at least they are pictures!

Adam- the sunbathers might bring traffic in.......you never know!  As for the baby, I don't know what to tell you.  I recently photoshopped a cat out of the way, I guess you can do the same with a baby.

Randy - I love how people are scrutinizing the pictures - I had not even noticed the seats!!!  LOL!

Rick & Ines.. This is a big pet peeve of mine Or should I say a big PP OF MINE?? LOL!

toilets have no place in listing photos lid up or down! Bathrooms if they have some exceptioanal quality can be featured but no toilets plese!

Ginger

I never would have thought about that.  We usually don't use the bathroom pictures at all unless the bathroom is spectacular.  You've seen one plain bathroom, you've seen them all.

You are absolutely right on with this one...

I can't imagine why, maybe it shows there's water in the bowl???louvi

INES! I HATE bathroom pics, but good thing these weren't ARIAL shots.

Thanks for the laugh.  I think pictures of toilet seats up are nasty.  I think pictures of ugly bathrooms are not necessary.  This has always been a pet peeve of mine and I'm sooo glad that you brought this up.  Thanks!

Ginger - LOL!  I love bathroom pictures....but based on the opinions above, I think I'm the minority here.  I wonder what the consumer thinks?

Valarie - that's what most people above seem to think - no bathroom pictures eh?

Armando- water?? I think it's just not paying attention to detail (TG it's only water)

Mariana - maybe we can start a fad and take aerial photos of toilets!  HA!

I cant get the men in my house to close the lid..... you want me to get my clients too.....   fat chance.... but god it is annoying huh.... and so unattractive

Tracey - see I agree with that - no ugly bathrooms.....unless you are showing a fixer upper and want to paint a really grim picture (it could be a strategy).

Desiree - we're not asking clients to close lids, we're asking the photographers.  Are you kidding me?  I have the same problem in my house!

Mariana - is that a butterfly coming out of that aerial photo of the toilet?

Good post!  Never thought about it but it does make sense.  will pay closer attention next time.

I just have to share this pic with you.  Now how would you stage a bathroom with this tiolet set in it???

Never mind the damage to the floor!

oh wait I got a good one for ya..... ever seen what a toilet looks like in china?   brb

Yes I came back because I have another one to enter into the CONTEST!????? Smile

Check this out.  Speaking of taking up space and variety.

This one has no means of closure!

In our MLS it's kind of a joke that you can tell who's listing it is by the photos.  We have one (male) agent that invariably takes a photo with the lid up.  LOL glad I'm not the only one!

Now don't get me wrong... my brother lives in China so I am not trashing them... but.... this is a standard toilet in China.... No lid problem there... cause they don't have them....   I might also mention that they are flush with the ground so you have to "squat" over the whole.... and don't forget to bring paper... because they don't supply it....     Beautiful country but they need to work on this one

I'm a firm believer that there is never a need to show a photo of the bathroom in marketing materials for a listing.  Surely there are other more attractive parts of the home to show off!?!?

Rosemary - I WANT that toilet!!  LOL!

Desiree - huh?

I know this is going a different direction, but look at at this picture of a public bathroom in Switzerland

Gives a new meaning to "transparent real estate"!

You guys are quick!!!

Rosemary - I guess those people have some tissue issues!  : )

Debbie - that's funny (it's like people knowing if I took the pictures or Rick did) LOL!

Desiree - I would love to see a close up of the sign behind the toilet....what is that?  a graph showing foot positioning?

Margaret - but if the average bathroom costs anywhere between $5,000 - $15,000 to redo.....I would like to see what they look like, don't you think?

no its a description how to use the foot pedal on the back to flush that freakin' contraption

I understand your frustration with leaving the toilet lid up, but was this post honestly that important or educating to be featured? Come on.

how true it is, why does no one think about this one simple detail.

Desiree - I am so glad!

Justin - I don't do the featuring and we're just having a little fun, relax.

Joe - I hope you think about it the next time you photograph a bathroom - think of that little annoying voice saying "put it down.....close the lid"

OK, don't even get me started on the Japanese toilet.  Have you ever heard of the Toto?  Not the band, the toilet?  I went to some very fancy shmancy Japanese Restaurant in Beverly Hills, I walked in to the bathroom after a few glasses of Saki.  I open the stall door and the darn toilet seat opens by itself, I sit down and the seat and is heated (I kid you not)!  OK, if that's not enough there is a control panel on the side, with all sorts of buttons.  I start pushing these buttons and water is squirting and it's heating up and all sorts of weird things.  Some women in the next stall is hysterical laughing because her Toto is doing the same thing.  I'm wondering, is it the Saki or what?

This $5,000 toilet is all the rage in Japan.  You can check it out here.  Sorry Ines, since we are dong Potty day, I figured I'd just get this out in the open. 

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- SanaGloss: Super smooth, ion barrier glazing cleans your toilet bowl with every flush
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Tracey - please be my guest.  We were introduced to the Toto by none other than Laurie Manny a couple of days ago who happens to have a listing with one of these!

Rick & Ines,

My turn at the toilet talk......I'm surprised no one has commented on the feng shui aspect of keeping the toilet seat down....This is so the "good chi" of the home doesn't escape. 

Harold - AHA!!!  What a great point!  Toilet lids down win....once again!

Tracey - here's the post

Long Beach Home Bathroom Remodels

I have to say this is my biggest pet peeves. Our office is in Japan and we have the same toilets as in Japan. They are called squat toilets BUT they are supposed to be really healthy for you. That is the natural way for a human to go to the toilet  in nature so they keep your body's plumbing in good conditon! Now no toilet paper is a whole other story.

Todd - I've heard that those squat toilets are definitely healthier for you - it's funny how we get used to certain things and cannot accept others.....but that's another post alltogether.

Now if you think of these Japanese bathrooms, they must be easy to photograph....just don't point at the floor and keep the camera at eye level

One does get their monies worth on AR, I have to say that,lol  I had a really wonderful picture that I thought I kept on this computer, it is not there. I will find it and share it . Cleaver and very worthwhile post. It does go to the heart of the matter!

William - I know we've gotten of course here for a bit, but I do think that a lot would argue that the post does not go to the "HEART" of the matter....but somewhere else!  ; )

YUCK!  What could be uglier?  Necessary, yes but uuugly!  When I had my house built, the builder wanted to locate the toilet right in front of the door entering into the bathroom, plus the bathroom would be directly across from the front door of the house.  I said, are you kidding me with this!!!  The overall design of the toilet has not evolved much over the years.  I keep thinking that some creative designer will bring it into the 21st century.   And don't even get me started on toilet lids!  Have you seen some of these lately?  Hilarious post.

I SO agree! Can't stand to see the open toilet shots!! Close those lids or don't take the picture!

I have two pet peeves:

1) Pink toilets - too sissy for me.

2) Lids down - too sissy for me.

That and garbage cans in kitchen photos!!  Why don't people move the garbage cans in the kitchen out of the way for the photos?

Ines, if the men can't remember to close the lid after they use it, how are they going to remember to close it for photos?  LOL

I always put the seat down for the pics.  

is everyone going down the drain these days?

 

LOL....love the post!  I am going to print this and put it up above the toilets in my house.  Maybe some people will get the hint!

I agree with the first person that said, why bother taking a picture of the bathroom unless it is some huge Italian marble throne??  I hate even looking at pictures of bathrooms in houses and don't know why agents even try.  There is no good angle for taking a picture of a bathroom - lord knows I have tried - they always look real small and dumpy - pardon the pun!

Now the moderators are featuring tiolets posts? Amazing. next they'll feature what is inside:)

Ines,

When I retake the shot..you'll see me on top!

I agree with those who said that there's no particular reason to photograph the bathroom at all, unless there's something special about it.   I also take umbrage at the suggestion that it's a "man thing" to leave the lid (as opposed to the seat) up.  Many people leave the lid up.  If you're going to take a photo, put the lid down.

Now this is a featured post I can get my head around. Going down the toilet real quick:)

You'll like this one:

Exploding toilet

Japanese Toilet

How are realtors like two-year olds?  Toilet humor produces the most chuckles!  Funny and relevant.  Thanks, Hilary

I'm trying to implement a way for users to click a toilet on a virtual tour and open the lid.  If they click it again it will switch to a birds eye view with an option to zoom so you can actually see UNDERNEATH the rim.  It'll be the next best thing for virtual tours!

Okay...

It's time for the Active Rain Addiction Toilet...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I shall now go find out the original source of that picture :)

I'll be back with that info...TLW...ROAR!

That toilet has been around on the Internet for quite some time.

I can not locate the original source to give credit where credit IS due :)

TLW...ROAR!

I have never given so much thought to the toilet or bathroom in my life then to see a 100 comments and such a variety of comments......I also like the chained toilet lid!  The premise of the lid down has always been a house rule so no mistakes here.....been in training over 20 years!  Nice post.

OH yeah!  I hear you girl!  pet peeve of mine as well.. .bugs me beyond belief!!!  Then to get a toliet with the black hole right in the middle of your photograph.. .yuck!   Toliets are nasty (but a necessity- sure beats using an out house!) and I'm a germ-a-phobe!

Hee hee. Funny post. I agree with most everyone...I try not to take photos of toilets! I have a client right now and whenever I show the property I notice that all the toilet seats are up. Even the bathrooms they never use! What's that about, do they think the toilet needs to breathe or something? Yuk. I think toilet seats up is bad fung shui too...but that's probably another post.

LOL!  I saw Neal's post and really liked it but noticed the toilet right away...  I guess I didn't consider posting about it...good investigative reporting!

Ha! This post reminded me of something that happened late last year, so I made my own post about it here. Thanks for the funny, but very true blog.

Ines - Thank you for the potty talk. It is a source of aggravation for me as well. I've never understood why agents always seem to have one of their standard pics be one of the tiny bathroom, with or without the seat up. I haven't run across a home yet that doesn't have at least 1 bathroom (have you?) and the focus on the throne just seems silly. It certainly isn't going to help sell the house.

Jeff

A couple of years ago I had a listing that was a beautiful apartment. xxx mint renovation. I had the whole place photographed including the bathroom and posted the pictures on websites. My seller called up and said they found it offensive seeing their toilet in photos and I should take it down. Since then I've never shown a toilet in any photos. I will sometimes show the bathroom in photos but only the vanity, the shower, tiles, marble etc but No toilet shot.

I see this all the time in photos- bugs me to no end.  I also have had showings where there is a surprise left in the toilet (with the lid up).  Disgusting special feature. 

Very funny post!

You guys have been having fun with this one!!!  over 100 comments - leave it to the TOILETS to attract that much attention!!!!

Donna -as an architect,  I can tell you that bathroom design is not an easy subject and trivial things like toilet location is key.  I just walked into a $2 million dollar listings where you could see the toilet from the master bedroom.....that's just WRONG!

Melissa - that's it....close it or don't take it!

Randy - LOL!!!  What a great way to start off the day than with a little humor!

Becky - I think we're offending a couple of guys here!  : )

Nickitiki - where have you been????OK....don't answer that!

Leah - that's a great idea!

Debbie - with a wide angle they don't look all that bad.  This picture of a small powder room brought a lot of traffic to this listing.

 

Neal - yeah right!  I want to see that picture!

 

I agree, this has got to be my biggest pet peeve in this industry.  If Realtors don't think that Buyers pick this out when they are looking thru house photos:  YOU ARE WRONG!  I have had one Buyer not want to see the whole house because the bathroom/toilet photo was so disgusting.  Imagine that!

To the post above:  Nice pic.  If you must take a picture of the bathroom (which I don't know is ALWAYS NECESSARY), at least do it with taste! :)  Kudos!

better yet! make sure when you take the picture, there's no one on the seat!

when I was realtoring I had the chance to show a house by Frank Lloyd Wright's top student...

the people had remodeled some to make what was supposed to be the master into a mother in law suite.  They made a little bathroom...

you have to understand most of the walls were not fixed but could move in slots and grooves...

anyway... the bathroom had a $2000 toilet in it... and a small shower stall...

I could not fit in the stall.. I'm not THAT big...

and you could barely get to it because the toilet (big and BLACK) was in the way!!

Someone may have gotten a permit to start construction in some way but that was definitely not 15" on center... i.e. to code!

Brian - I apologize for the offense but I had 3 men to pick on and it was fun! ; )

BB - OH NO!!!  That's not difficult to do these days....the moon maybe?  The exploding toilet scared the crap out of me (pun intended) and the Japanese one I just wished the guy with the dirty shoe would stick it in there to wash it!  I was more grossed out by the shoe than the toilet!

Hilary - when all else fails.....try toilet humor.

Gabriel - that is hilarious!!!  I'm sure it would get tons of attention.

TLW - I feel honored.....that's the first time I get the famous toilet on one of my posts!

Gary - you are a good man.

Katrina - don't even get me started with germs.

Kelly - "breathing toilets" .....now THAT's a concept!

Jeff G.- these just popped out at me the same day and INSPIRED ME.....never thought I would be inspired by a toilet.

 

Nice pics ;-).

Usually we do not put pictures of the bathrooms on the MLS, exept it is very nice or special in any way.

OMG! I always thought it was just me who thought that!! I always go around before a showing or open house too and close the toilet lid. Drives me crazy! 

Irene - that's pretty gross....I check all the toilets before I show a house and close lids.

Jeff D.- I really think we should survey the consumer about this because I like to see the shape of the bathrooms and bathrooms HAVE been deal breakers for us because they are costly.

Mitchell - that's pretty interesting - this post has been an educational one as funny as it may be.

John - take a look at Irene's post above, it talks about just that.

Beth - my sentiments exactly!

David - you just cracked me up with "I'm not that big!" - I've seen very small bathrooms but butchering good architecture is a crime and should be punishable by law.

Axel - that seems to be the consensus....very interesting!

Beth - it's the OCD ones like us that do things like that.....you are not alone! : )

You women are sooooooooooooo picky! LOL

I have one rule about listing pics - if it doesn't show the house to an advantage don't take it!  That includes toilets with the lids up, unmade beds, corners of small rooms, trash cans, messy kitchens etc.

On the top two photos the open toilet lid is the least of those bathroom's problems.

Pink tile with blue fixtures. These guys need to call the folks at MiracleMethod.com bathtub, tile, and surface coating.

 

Our local Miracle Method guys have done several projects for me with excellent results. They can make old and outdated fixtures and tile look like brand new in about 3 days for about 25% of the cost of replacing.

Thanks for pointing out something that should have been obvious. I will be going back to check all my bathroom pics and probably taking some new ones.

And throw a towel over the bidet, too!  We don't want to gross anybody out..

I only have a moment...So I only have time to do this...to YOU :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ROAR!  I'll be back in a little while. Do you hear those sirens? Wink. Wink.

Ines -  Love the title of this post, Classic!!!

George - and you love it, come on.....admit it!

Terri - I have that rule too unless the listing is a fixer upper or a complete demolition job, which at that point, no one even cares and want to see the space.

Jim - what a great commercial - I do use refinishers....BUT.....in Miami the retro 50's bathrooms, if in good condition, are a great seller and they usually have funky colors like pink and blue - teal and black - yellow and green.  The white on white bathrooms, unless in a really cheap house, are not good sellers.

Hugh - AHA!  that's exactly what I wanted.......for people to go back and check their bathroom pictures!

Eric - what's wrong with bidets?  : )

TLW - OMG - that's too funny!!  I thought that was CRAIG there for a second.

Jason - your titles are not too bad either - I'm still doing the STOP......HAMMER TIME!

I have two other pet peeves with photos---photos with cars and garbage cans in the driveway.

I have had to clean the toilet before I could have my open house ugh... I take pics of all rooms but i dont post the bathroom pics unless its just amazing.

Okay ... I couldn't resist. After laughing my way through this post this morning I stumbled across this picture.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Brings a new meaning to the term "water closet."  :-)  Enjoy!  ~ jeff

Diane - the garbage cans drive me CRAZY!!  just yesterday I asked a seller to please move their car to be able to take the picture and they said "but it's a nice car".....go figure.

Vicki - are we picky or what?

Art - you forgot to include the gas masks!  : )

Jeff W.- that's hilarious!  and to think whoever took the picture would never know we were making fun! HA!

I'm gonna have to go with Rich on this one! Plus, it's hard to take a good picture of a bathroom unless it's GIGANTIC! Good post!

Runaway post, look out!  Ines how funny is this?  The post and the ensuing comments and pictures.  I'm actually guilty of having the seat up in one of my property pictures.  I'll try to fix it!

Amen sister, it seems no matter how beautiful the bathroom is, if the lid is up that is really ALL you see.  Agreed, close it!

 

My eyes were drawn to the pink tile with the blue sink!  HAAHAHAHAAAAAA

Love your title! You are right, close the lid. BUT, that's only the beginning of what's wrong with every one of these bathrooms.

They are all butt ugly!

A home stager could transform any of them (and the house too!) at minimal cost. Then it's up to the agent to take great photos and market the heck out of it, especially when about 70% of homebuyers are looking online before deciding whether to even visit a listing.

 

Joe - not with RICH!!!  : )

Maggie - there are some posts that take a life of their own and the thread becomes better than the actual post......this one is definitely one of them.

Sondra - I am so glad to hear someone agrees with me that a bathroom can be pretty.  What a relief!

Tony - and you did not even see the flamingos!!

Debra - I agree with you sooo much, but there are no such stagers in my area.  There are some that claim they are but are all but affordable.

I usually don't show bathroom pics unless it's one of my larger homes with upgraded baths eg. jacuzzi, sep showers, dual sinks etc. Fortunately, the toilet in usually in a separate little area with a door!  I will remember you each time I go out & take photos...I can just hear you now... "Remember to shut the toilet, Michelle! " I will definitely be playing "I Spy" from now on, looking for open toilet seats, peeling wall paper and the funky shower curtain combos. lol

I guess this will remind Rick to close the toilet seat from now on as well.  Did you threaten to post this, as a punishment?  You are too funny!

I just took a listing today and thought of you ...

Butterfly is a smart arse :)

I've GOT to get me one of these!!!

Michelle - that little voice is going to hunt you and follow you wherever you go!!!  The toilet thing is pretty funny, now Rick threatens the kids to pick up or I may take a picture and post it!  : )

Mariana - all these people are going to think of me when they see a toilet......I don't know if that's a good thing, I should have thought about this better.

Is that a padded seat???? OMG and it looks like an airplane bathroom (it's tiny!).  Did you see your butterfly?

TLW - she sure is!  But it's a lovely bowl, don't you think?

OMG BB!!  That is the funniest!

How about doing what Sellius suggests?...Turn the bathroom into a blogging office :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Image...Property of Sellius Real Estate.

As you can see one of the guys remembered to put the lid down :)

P.S. Sorry about the link Ines. I don't want to be accused of hijacking Sellius. I ain't going there :)

TLW...ROAR!

YES! I saw my butterfly after I left you the potty. Thank you?  ... That IS a padded toilet seat. Cozy? The bathroom is the standard full bathroom from a '50's rambler .. I just took a pic of the bowl for you ... just for you. Thank goodness it is clean. (and I took the "real" picture with the lid down ...)

TLW - it's "sellsius" - I read that post and it cracked me up! Did you see your new Super TLW picture (the hat was more difficult to do, don't know why).

Mariana - thank you?  LOL! I LOVE my gift and sooo glad you did that JUST for me.

Oh man, this post is hilarious.  I guess there is only so much you can control as a Realtor, but if it were me I would have to have strict self control not to only close the lid, but to also close the shower curtain, trash the personal items, remove the floor rugs, oh heck who am I kidding, I would just stage the whole thing :-)

Denise - I do that anyway and I'm not a stager......I have to warn our clients ahead of time that I "move" things.

 i read your post at 3 am and bolted for the airport.

here is my original pic from ft. laud., copyright claimed baby. 

if this is you sir, never mind,.. nothing to see here..

just in case you doubt. i was gonna get one on the airplane, but..

i didn't want to bother the people, since i had the window seat. :^0

Nicky Picky - where in the world is that?  Why the airport at 3:00 AM?.......i'm confused!

I solved the bathroom pics with one client, we all take pics of kitchens, right?????  DavidC

 

What a post, I have never laughed so hard on AR! Did you guys think you would get so many comments on bath room pictures???? And then I found the fish toilets post, toooo much!

David - what is THAT!!!  I guess replacing a refrigerator with a toilet is an interesting concept.  You are way too funny!

(This post is like a broken potty - just keeps running and running and running. Thank goodness it is hillarious, otherwise someone would have to jiggle the handle...)

Oh Look! It's Thomas Crapper - The Potty Promoter!

(No, he did not invent the toilet, but he DID promote it. Would HE have left the seat cover up or down?)

Ines... so, there is a Rick and he can take pictures?  Good for you.... lol   Hey, I am a man and I even put the seat down in my own house. Just how I grew up.....  anyhow, you wonder why those that took these pictures would not realize this.  

David M. , hey dude, i'm no expert, but that can't be good fung shui !!

Ines, I flew today, 2 flights, roundtrip. saw your post before i left, around 3 am with coffee.

 

Mariana - you can say that again!........I hate broken Potties!

That's a great questions - I'm voting for seat cover up..without a doubt.

Jeff - the whole point is that there IS a RIck but he CAN'T take pictures.  btw, he does put the seat down, what he fails to do is put the lid down as well (before taking the pictures).  I'm so glad he doesn't blog, because he would be busting my chops right now.

Nixster!!!  Now I remember!  How was the trip?  I'm disappointed you didn't take a picture of the airplane's toilet!

lol....  I meant the lid...   I always put the lid down... lol  And I knew there was a Rick...  that was in a post of yours about 7 months ago.   ;o)

Rick & Ines

Never really thought about it before, but the pictures make a real difference between up or down. I liked the virtual tour one the best.

Jeff - you mean the post with the paid actor?  That's what people keep telling me.  Mariana has one of those as well.  We get a 2 for 1 price for them.

Gary - LOL!  I thought that was genius too - a virtual tour of your potty.....only in Active Rain.

Look on the bright side - at least the toilets are indoors!  Where I come from, you'll often see them in people's yards.

Jay - I was going to make a crack about W.Virginia - but decided not to.  We had one seller that had a toilet in their back yard used as a planter....very interesting.

hhmm, So i guess that planter came with its own fertilizer.  adjust all the comparables up!

Nicky Mississippi - you are too much!  (but you already know that!).  I am so glad that picture you took in the airport is not a "scratch-and-sniff"!

These are too funny. Did you ever think that toilets would be this popular Ines? :-)

Jenn - I should have figured.....potty talk is very popular with my pre-teen boys. : )

I am laughing so hard - I'm crying - this is one of the funniest posts every - thank you all.  I love the toilet with the chains. 

That row of toilet paper on the handrails (or are they towel racks) is the funniest thing I've seen.  Where did that come from?  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too funny. 

That's funny.  I feel the same way.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      .

Love it, love it, love it! This is a major pet peeve of mine as well. I even go to show a house I'll put the lid down. I live by myself and I put the lid down. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for sheading light on this subject. 

Sparkleberry!

Judy - the comment thread here is definitely hilarious!

Patsy - sometimes these posts get a life of their own....that's what happened here.  I'm laughing at a lot of them.

Dena - you know how I feel about our similar personalities.....but I won't go there! : )

Taryn - sorry for skipping you, don't know how that happened - we should have a "put that lid down group"! : )

Good for you!  Some folks had negative comments but GOOD FOR YOU!  They read it didn't they!  That is what we need more of... out of the box thinking.

Amazing...this post sounds like it is more about us on the toilet ...ok Ines..here is some link love for ya and here is my real toilet where some of my best  blogging wisdom occurred in my humble abode!

http://activerain.com/blogsview/164084/Hey-Stupid-Lazy-Realtor

Notice anything Ines?

Steve - thanks for that!  They tell me I have a gift to turn things around.

Neal - congratulations on your retake........much better!

OK 177 toilet comments, it is time for you guys to get your minds out of the toilet :)

Ines, remember Maureens post on "the fish and flush" that got a lot of comments.

My second pet peeve is dish towels in the fridge handle or oven door. Hate it!

Third pet peeve is to much street out front. "Look pavement!" OK in my part of the world that might be a plus but otherwise....

Rick & Ines..........Ditto, Ditto, Ditto.  Really bummed me out when I received a video being done for one of my listing and one toilet seat was up.  Bad! Bad! Bad!   Your pictures are the greatest.

George - as much as you ask us to.....it's almost impossible!

Dena - I actually put the link to the fish and flush post somewhere up top (dare you to find it) : )

towels but me to.....too much street bugs me to.  See?  I told you it's that OCD again....can't escape it.

Ruth - I've been there too and it's maddening - I had the virtual tour company remove that take because it was going to kill me.

OK, were are twins from another mother, I'll be the blonde one!  And sure, I'll just go look for that link!

Dena - let me know if you find i!  : )

Have you been talking to my wife?  Yes dear, I'll close the lid!

David - of course I've been talking to your wife - we have a secret wife group and only discuss closing lids! : )

I wish I could find the pictures of the FLOWER urinals.  No kidding! They are roses, tulips, daises what ever you want.  Bright colors.  I asked my son who in the world would want one of these in their house. 

  

Hey can you feature this?

Butt wait a minute:)

Roberta - I think i've seen those - they are hilarious and hideous at the same time!  btw - loved the pictures of you and Laurie that Jeff took.

Neal - the first would be great to get kids to tweak their aim but the second one is disgusting!

Rick & Ines

Sorry wrong Roberta.  Jeff although I love him, it from afar.  I have never met him and he never took my picture.  But I agree with you on the   Urinals.

  

I was looking for another toilet pic, and found this one instead. 
got this one from Craig's (Me) post a while back

Roberta - DUH!!! Sorry......that's what I get for not reading last names! --and really far away too! (warning to you as well....there are 2 ines's in Active Rain)

Nick - If I can't train my own hubby to close the lid, do you think I can train an elephant to use the potty???  That is FUNNY!!

 That's ok At least you didn't call me Robert, I get that a  lot! :)

Here's a link to the flower urinals.  http://www.clarkmade.com/show.html  They could be beautiful works of art if it weren't for their intended use.

Wow! 197 comments! I checked back and I'm glad I did. These comments are hilarious!

Rick and Ines, this is a pet peeve of mine too. Good grief 193 comments on a tolet seat. We're all crazy here !!

LOL...I love this post. Thanks for the chuckles everyone.

Roberta - I am so glad you have a sense of humor - that was a HUGE oooooops.

Terri - thanks!!! There they are!  - a work of art they are! But I am so glad I don't use a urinal, I don't think I could pee in something that pretty! : )

Lisa - the thread is the best!

Ann - we sure are, every single one of us (you are included)

Jenn - I thank everyone too - did you see the flower link?

The toilet pics are the most obscene but I also like when people take pictures of just the bed.  Unless it comes furnished...try getting some of the room in the shot too!  Ever heard of wide angle lens? 

I had a friend in the business who wanted to retake a picture of herself in all the listing pictures because it was expiring soon.  She knew she wasn't going to get the listing back and she considered doing it so the next agent couldn't use them.  Then we discussed adding pictures of other stuff the night it expired so when the next agent went with the old listing to explain why my friend couldn't sell it they would see a picture of a cow in a pasture instead of a condo on a golf course...you gotta admit, it was worth the chuckle.

 

Rick & Ines

I'm not that sensitive.......but don't let it happen again!!!  LOL LOL  

THAT is HILARIOUS!!!  Thank goodness there weren't any floaters...or did you take care of THAT first???

I PROMISE to be more serious tomorrow when I'm officially "back to work!"  This was just too funny to pass up!! 

Shannon - that's REALLY funny.  I would have never thought of putting a cow in a pasture before the listing expired.  But I have removed photos altogether from the MLS before canceling or withdrawing a listing - especially virtual tours with good quality stills available.....I just leave it blank.

Roberta - I PROMISE it will NEVER happen again!!  That was just plain dumb of me.

Brandon - oh not serious, who likes serious? (btw, I did not take the pictures, so assume the floater problem was taken care of by my hubby)

OMG - SOOOO funny. I needed this today! Thanks for the laughs.

Ines, this is toooooo funny!  One of my pet peeves too.  Also, why can't the lid stay closed for showings and Open Houses?  It has a life of its own.  :-)

Chrissy - I am so glad this is putting smiles on people's faces!  Have a great week!

Irina - those lids do have a life of their own!  and only a few of us care.  I swear I must have closed 20 lids today at open houses - it felt like they were opening by themselves.

JUST FOR LAUGHS - Rick looked at the amount of comments on this post and said

"HOLY CRAP!!" ----->pun intended?

Wow, Toilet Talk sure gets a lot of comments! The bathroom in Switzerland really is something! The only time we take a picture of a bathroom if it helps show the house well.Katerina

Rick & Ines,  That's not nearly as funny as what she wanted to reprint in the remarks about the seller promising to come down on the price if the activity wasn't strong enough and then refusing to do so after she took the listing.  She felt like she was on "house arrest" for taking an overpriced listing and then being "forced" to advertise it for so long. I would've handled it differently but to her her rant with all caps headlines "AGENTS...SELLER IS A LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE, YOU DO NOT WANT THIS LISTING"  made me laugh so hard!  Apparently the listing wasn't in choice condition either and she wanted to take pictures of all the flaws with her pointing at them.  ahhhhh falls in line with my old motto.  "Don't make your REALTOR mad...We know where you live"!  Talking about listings, I gotta get ready for one right now!  Have a great one.

Katerina - I am finding that is the general consensus, which surprises me because I take pictures of bathrooms no matter what - bathroom pictures are requested in our market, if you don't include them, people think something is wrong with them.

Shannon - that girl has a mean streak in her!  that's pretty funny!  How about "Don't make your Realtor mad.....we know where you live and have the key!"  - I hope she did not do it though....that would be the end of her business.

Rick & Ines,  No she's a good girl it was just abused REALTOR fantasy talk.  She has way too much class to do something so silly...I love that add on about the key!

you guys are absolutely right about the lids being down, its unprofessional, my coworkers take pics like the ones you have posted and i refuse to use them in my advertisement

good post guys

That is very true! Real estate agents take pictures of the funniest things! Worst is when they dont flush and leave the lid up for all prospective buyers to see!

This is one I hadn't thought of...Thanks for the reminder. I had a similar experience with a hideous shower curtain, though...

Hey, that's not as bad as someone not posting ANY pictures of the house in their listing! I can't tell you how many times I shake my head as I go right on by listings when I'm shopping for rental property. I'd much rather see the bowl [egad] than nothing at ALL!! :)  have a great day! -- Lisa

Boy Lisa, you said it.  It totally freaks me out how many listings don't have any pictures.  Let's do the math....you're going to make 100k if you sell this listing and you can't take a picture??? Huh?

OMG Ines!! I hate the potty shots too! especially with the lid open. I won't even take a bathroom shot unless it's some pretty bathtub...but no toilets!

OMG, that bidet hose!

This is such a great post and the response has been great too!

Shannon - I had a thought today.  How about taking a picture of all the toilets in the house with different perspectives?  : )

Ghandi - the first pictures I trash are open toilet lids!

Ryan - eeeeewwwwwwww! 

Danielle - "hideous shower curtain"......I can think of many that fit that description.

Lisa - I guess you are right - show me those toilets!!

Shannon - if you are making $100K, you better hire a photographer!

Monika - I recently was taking a picture of a home where the sellers had twin toddler in the middle of potty-training and when I asked if they could hide the potties (which seemed to be everywhere) during showings, they got offended!  go figure.

Dane - the bidet hose cracked me up!!  (and he did not want to touch it.....it was hilarious)

I can't believe the sheer number of crazy pictures you guys found, but here is another winner (it's an actual Halloween costume):

Jason - that's pretty funny......I should get that one for Rick for this coming Halloween!  : )

Poor Rick! When you come to Colorado I'm going to sit next to Rick and flirt with him! Gotta do something for the poor guy.....; )

Dena - Poor Rick????  He LOVES the attention and when you meet him, you'll see why - he has the ability to capture people, I love my hubby!!  <------THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSH!

You are just going to have to come to Colorado and prove it in person !  Better yet, come and down a post about toliets in Colorado. Maybe ours are different.

Too funny, I wrote an article about something similar in an online magazine the title was Hide the Toilet the buyers are coming!

Dena - you never know when that may happen!!!  I hope soon though

Karen - that's a great article - the "poop patrol" cracked me up.  I had a listing where the owner would very matter-of-fact tell us to watch the "land mines" when walking in the back yard.

Ardell - that's THE BEST!!!  and the instructions on how to toilet train the cat when you click on the photo are even better.

Ines,

This toilet post really made me laugh. These are pretty awful looking places.

Lois

Hi Lois!  I'm glad it made you laugh....there's nothing uglier than a toilet.

LOLOL omg Ines. Now you know about word association and song association? you hear a song and it makes you think about someone. And then the word thingy too. Now tell me I am NOT going to think of you every time I see a toilet! lolol

This may surprise you or not, but I have never noticed this. I can guarantee you I will now! :-)

Carole - I know it is way too late for me to rethink the whole word association thing......so YOU BETTER THINK OF ME WHEN YOU SEE A TOILET!!!  LOL!

(kk would think of me when she heard Shakira.....now THAT makes me feel good)

Ines, the truth is, I was with a bunch of people and someone mentioned Miami Vice....and I thought of you NOT Don Johnson LOL.  So I guess we are okay!

And the only toilet I would really want to see would be if someone had that fish and flush toilet Maureen F featured about six months ago LOL

okay one more and then I have to stop lol

my first year in real estate, someone from my office hung up an mls photo; it was supposedly of a bathroom, but it really was just a toilet and the inside? let's just say it was brown! LOLOLOL and except for the primary photo of the house, it was the only other photo listed!

Yesssssss!!!  That's what I like to hear Carole - Miami + VICE = Ines  (much better than toilets!) LOL! 

I did include a link to MF's fish-and-flush up there somewhere.....a couple of people remembered it!

That's disgusting Carole!!!  did they even notice?

Hey everyone!!!  I just found the funniest post about TOILETS - go take a look when you have a chance!

Toilet-O-Rama.

Now  THAT  was hilarious...

Thank you for the good morning chuckle :)

TLW...ROAR!

I personally like to see that the toilet lid is fully functionable........not really. Now i have to check my listings to see if I have made that mistake.

Boy I checked out the site Rick and Ines gave and let me tell you it is an education, albeit in a subject I didn't expect.  Who would have thunked?  LOL LOL too funny.

  

Dan - please go check and let us know if they do function! LOL!

Roberta - I thought the same thing, did you see the clown mouth for a urinal?  that thing is scary!!

Well all I can say is I'm glad I don't have to stand in front of that thing or ....shudddder sit on it. Euuuuu.

  

OMG Roberta!! I didn't even think about sitting on it.........EEEEuuuuuuu is right!

Good post.  I don't understand why there needs to be pictures of the toilets either.

David and Kristin......I guess some people like toilets, it's the only logical explanation! ; )

How funny!  I never take pictures of the toilet, but had not really thought about why.  I think I know now what was secretly holding me back!

Renee - this post took a life of its own and it made a lot of people think - ABOUT TOILETS!  ; )

this looks like a good place for Triumph the insult comic....

 

signed, -no one

(its a secret)

Code Monkey.....THAT's what I call appropriate!!!  Feel free for Triumph to stop over and poop on this post anytime!

So true!  Thanks for the laugh.  Great blog.  Dirty dishes in the sink gets under my skin!

Penny - dirty dishes is another post alltogether!  That one is pretty bad as well.

ok, late night link.. wierd..world's smallest toilet? or not?.

that was weird!

I never thought of that... From now on I'm going to make sure the lid is down in the toilet (I think that it does distract the online viwers from the other features in the bathroom). That was an amazing tip.

Vincent - it's the little things that make a difference! : )

How lazy is it to leave the toilet seat open rather than have it down- small things like this make a big impression!

Maureen - I think it's beyond laziness......it's more about being CLUELESS!  : )

I agree with some of the other comment....at least they were clean :).  I enjoyed this one!  Thanks for the post!

Janna - : ) TG that they were clean!!

Ines...

I thought of this post today. See --->

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Photo Property of ...TLW...ROAR! :)

TLW - where did you find that???

Actually...I used to own it...

I had the toilet at one of the houses we own replaced.

The handiman that did the job just tossed the old toilet in the yard.

I snapped the pic before I moved this disgusting toilet over to the curb for garbage pick up.

TLW...ROAR!

TLW -see what I've done??  Now you think of mme when you see toilets!!!  It's totally my fault and I will take responsibility - but thanks for taking the picture (that's what I call love! ) ; )

LOL...

Don't feel bad. When the members hear "Crap"..."Ka-Ka"...Or...Bull Sh*t...

They think of me. I guess I bring to mind what goes in your toilets. LOL.

Man. We make a great team :)

TLW...ROAR!

You bring the crap and I'll bring the toilet - WHAT TEAM WORK!

I do not think that I will ever look at a toilet the same way again!  Although the toilet seat being up is a definately a "man thing".  Most men have a hard enough time putting it down when they use it - I can imagine them actually putting the seat down if they do not use it!

Donna - I think that was definitely the main consensus in this post. LOL!

It's funny, but each time I am photographing a clients' home, I think about this post! It's one of my favs on AR.

Darleen, that's awesome......nothing like leaving a toilet mark on you forever!  : )

 Ines your epitaph now can really read "Rest in Peace forever"  you have left an indelible mark on all of us : )

Dena - LOL!  May you always think of me when you see a toilet! : )

Don't forgwt to check the nirrors when taking photos!  (Bottom left corner!)

 

OMG ERBY!!  tha's so funny - there's a classic going around with 2 dogs outside the window - let me see if I can find it.

OK - people watch the windows also!  you never know what may be happening in the back yard!

Ok,what a laugh this has given me. Now I need to pass it along to a few friends with,"toilets" that need help!!

Nicola - nothing like a good laugh!

OMG, these are hillerious, but at the same time true and sad  :)

Mehmet - nothing like a little toilet humor to start off the week ( I would have never imagined I would approve of "toilet humor"......ask my 10 year old)

I don't get why a agent would even put a bathroom in a listing unless there was a HUGE reason to do so....like I have one listing right now that has a monster bathroom with a jetted tub that looks out on a lake through a huge window....yes I put that up...but if your listing is that weak that you cannot find ANYTHING better to photograph it might be time to figure out if you really want that listing....

Todd Hueffed

11/21/2007

by Todd Hueffed

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Todd - a lot of the bathrooms in my market area are small and people know that - but I may photograph them to show the tile or the updates and unfortunately the toilet will show.  I don't make those fotos the focus of my marketing, I included them for information.   You know what they say, if no pictures, it's a dump......I rather show the small bath than nothing but a lot of people that commented before you agree with you.

Hmm, almost every toilet picture I take has the lid up.  Guess it's because I just flushed it and shook it and only take pictures of loose toilets.  Three of them today, all in the same house.

  

 

But I'm more of a shower aficionado.  And this three head shower enclosure sure kicks.

 

 

Of course, that two person hydro therapy massage tub looked pretty good too!

 

Why does anybody need five bathrooms in one house where only three people live???

Course how big a butt can you put on a toilet when it is this close to the wall.

Erby - because people love bathrooms, that's why!  you shake toilets?

Ines, thank God you are as blonde as I am.........:)

Dena - what??  did I miss something?

 Great Post!!! This is to common and funny.   How about this, I recently showed a property that had no toilets or sinks.  I guess it could go both ways!  Good post! Too Funny.

Chris

Well, probably not like you're picturing in your head.

I just grab it with my calves and shake a bit.

Loose toilets rot out the subfloor under them.

I don't want to get a call about 300 pound Grandma sitting down and falling thru the floor.

Laugh, but it's happened before!

Chris - that's pretty strange, was it in the middle of construction?

Erby - feuwwwwwww! I was starting to get worried!

Can anyone tell me how this post came back to life?

Todd did it! Todd did it!  Todd did it!

 

Gee, sounds just like my littlest brother, the dang little tattletale.

AHA!!!!!  So it was TODD!!  : )

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

I even hate it when I go into show a house and the lid is up, cannot imagine highlighting a bathroom in my photos with a lid up. Funny Post.

Sally - before I show a house, I do a quick scan to make sure all lights are on, shades are open and toilet lids are down.  : )

Ines, I saw this on the MLS today and thought of you!

Dena - how sweet is that!! (NOT) : )

Can we please just finally put a 'lid' on this post???? Who would of thought when I featured it that it would garner nearly 300 comments???

It's all your fault Rich!

Oh my gosh I am with you one this one!!! Its the tolet seat and then the pics of houses that include the sellers...Do the sellers come with the house?? Aaarrgghh it makes me nuts...thanks for speaking out on this subject. Maybe soon enough we wont have a bad picture of a home for sale out there.

Melissa - I think there's no way out - we can speak out about open toilet lids, but there will always be those that don't care......sounds like a serious subject, huh?  : )

Hi - This was such a great post. I was reminded of it today when I came across a similar photo. I had to write another post about it.

Angie - too funny.....and listen.....one of the pictures above belong to a $4 million dollar listing!! 

Rick & Ines - I couldn't resist, I just had to makethe 300th comment about toilets. Also, I wanted to share a short toilet story. An agent that I used to work with once took 100 lousy photos and handed the disk to the listing inputter at our office. He had said something nasty to the inputer that really made her mad, so she input only the toilet photos for all 16 pictures in the listing. I still laugh when I think about it.

Hey Ryan - thanks for that - now we broke 300.  I hope the toilet lid was at least down for those 16 shots!  Happy New Year to you!

This is also one of my pet peeves! I think it's a total turn off to buyers! Great Post!

Hi Chris - thanks, it is definitely a total turn off!

Take a lott at this LINK

 

Rick & Ines - You would think that the lid would have to be down in some of those photos, but it wasn't.

Ryan - especially in a $4 million dollar listing!!  LOL!

Ines...

I just had to come back here and read all of this again.

Now I am going to click my heels and repeat...

There's no place like home :)

TLW...ROAR!  

There's no place like home TLW...no place like home! : )

 We took this to show that we are learning.  My daughter is our photographer and we took this to show you that we thought of the lid, now we have to work on getting a larger view!!! smile.

Rosemary - love when people think of me and toilets!!!  love the blue accents.

Your're right it draws your eye right to the toilet, not a great way to present a home.

311 comments - this post deserves a follow up!

Kevin and Monica - all those shots were taken by my husband and after seeing how much fun I had with this, you better believe he closes that lid now. 

Dena - you are funny!

KEEP THINKING OF ME WHEN YOU SEE TOILETS!!

Shane -your image or link does not appear, it's broken

But what if the toilet is REALLY nice?  Good points...I always have to stop and think about what people will "see" when the photo is presented to them.

Maybe the lids are up so the cat can go.

Amen on the toilet shots! Most people assume the home they are looking at has a toilet, and last time I checked, they all look alike, with a few variations on color! Way to go, I'm still laughing at your selections!

Elizabeth

Tony - not even a TOTO toilet.....sorry and LOL!  Way to bring an old post back to life!

Robert - then the cat should be in the picture (grosss)

Elizabeth - it was a post that took a life of its own - reading the comments is extremely funny.

I have laughed so hard at these pics, I feel better now. Thanks Rick & Ines!

Karen - the comments are much better than the post, make sure you check them out and you'll really laugh!

Rule 1 for showing property; "lights on, lids down". Not that hard a concept but many don't seem to grasp it.

It came back to life!!!  thanks Jim

Too Funny, I will have to send this one to my buisness partner.  It's better than pictures of people on the couch in a living room shot!!!!!

Hey Michelle - some posts never end....this is one of them.  We do see some horrible property photos in the MLS, don't we?

Ines - this has to be one of the greatest posts about listing photos ever. And it just keeps going on. I love coming back to visit and see what folks have to say.

Jeff

Hey Jeff - the comments on this post are priceless...and they just keep on coming! (to think it was written over a year ago)

HAHA Great post and timeless!  And I'm glad to see my photos weren't featured!  HA

Connie - there was a time in the blogosphere when people thought of me when they saw open toilet lids.....not very sexy is it? :)

Hilarious!  It's true - if you take a picture with the lid down, it's hardly noticeable...when it's up, it may as well be the only thing in the room...

LOL I love that I am still on the email notification for this post! And okay, now I have to admit it; for the past few months, every time someone comments I start picturing the Affleck Duck sitting on the edge of the open toilet.  That would add to the photo no?  :-) lolol

Funnier thing is that Rick will not DARE take a picture of a bathroom now with the toilet lid open - this post has done its job  : )

I agree 100%!  I try not to take a picture of the bathroom unless it is worth showing...  And even then, I try not to include the toilet!

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It was GREAT to read that I'm not the only one who cannot stand this practice!  What was the photographer thinking??  It is a rare case that bathroom photos end up on my listings, unless it's a luxury home with an outstanding bathroom.  Even then, down here most of our commodes have their own little room with a door, which is politely closed at all times during photos.

Your photos were SO funny....some of those bathrooms are mighty scary, especially the blue and pink one!  Yikes!!!

Thanks for reminding the rest of the community that potty pictures are not pretty!

Caroline - I like to show bathrooms (even if they are not worth showing, to give buyers a true perspective of what they will find) - I know a lot disagree with me, but I rather know they will have to do a bathroom than to go with a false impression.  Now closing the lid.....that's a given!

Vicki - the 2nd bathroom on the left (beige) - is a $4.2 million dollar listing...talk about a turn off for Luxury sales! :)

I agree!  How disgusting to have an open toilet in the picture.  I also hate when they eliminate any pictures of the yard.  Leave the ***** toilet out and give me some yard!

Hey Cathleen - this is the toilet post that NEVER ends! LOL

Wow, what a lot of comments and I'm adding to them as I have been "referred" to this blog by another.

Hi An! :) funny how toilet talk can generate so much discussion - we are such CHILDREN! LOL